T.O.M. Tweets

I am scared of well wishers ....because mostly these are people who wish that you were in a WELL

— GANGS OF MASTIKHOR (@sureshnmenon) September 13, 2013

Shoba De is acquiring troll status and I like it. She's like a literate and educated Kamaal R. Khan.

— Aditi Mittal (@awryaditi) September 13, 2013

If you see a strange man in your bed, but you're alone in the room, you should remove the mirror from your ceiling. #goodnight

— Vir Das (@thevirdas) September 12, 2013

B-E-F-O-R-E, not B4, we speak English, not bingo.

— Condescending Wonka (@OhMrWonka) September 13, 2013

On matters of logic, emotion and blind devotion, there is no difference between between a Ganpati fan and a One Direction fan.

— Rohan Joshi (@mojorojo) September 12, 2013

Gentle reminder. India is a parliamentary democracy going through a coalition era. Presidential-style fantasies are subject to market risks

— Madhavan Narayanan (@madversity) September 13, 2013

Give people option of upgrading skills or quitting.

— AD (@anaggh) September 13, 2013