once aurangzeb asked his senapati : hum log shivaji ko kyun nahi dhoond pa rahe hain ? senapati replied :hum log mughal hain, google nahin..
— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) September 19, 2014
Apparently Dhoni changed hotels cos of Biryani and that's a bloody cover story. That's a clear win for journalism
— shashreek roy (@shashreek) September 19, 2014
Another good reason to take flights instead of trains: people can't talk loudly on their mobile phones.
— Madhu Menon (@madmanweb) September 18, 2014
Doordarshan newsreader reads Xi Jinping as Eleven Jinping, and has now been sacked by Five-Hundred Five-Hundred. http://t.co/Jnoa7aSUc9
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) September 19, 2014
India was the World #1 in Facebook censorship requests with 4765 requests between July & December 2013: Facebook disclosure
— Lloyd Mathias (@LloydMathias) September 18, 2014
Scotland is like that rebellious teenager who wants independence and shit but can't pay for even dinner so he stays with his parents.
— GabbbarSingh (@GabbbarSingh) September 19, 2014
Scotland, I'm going to be asleep when the results of your vote come in, so YAAAYYY HAPPY STILL IN THE UK! ORR Awwwwww congratulations guys!
— Rohan (@mojorojo) September 18, 2014