T.O.M. Tweets

Congratulations, India U19 cricket team! You were champions throughout the tournament! Awesome show!

— Subhash Kamath (@Subkam) February 3, 2018

Was a lovely event @IAA_india @rameshnarayan @guhapradeep @mtata0503 @PradeepDwivedi @neerajroy

The Pandey bros rock! #piyushpandey #prasoonpandey#IAARetrospectandProspect https://t.co/mfUynQWXZt

— MitrajitBhattacharya (@MitrajitB) February 7, 2018

#IAARetrospectandProspect: @abpnewstv
“If you give me facts , I learn
If you give me truth, I believe
If you give me a story , I remember”#PiyushPandey @Cannes_Lions @rameshnarayan @janaksarda @agracadabra

— IAA India Chapter (@IAA_india) February 7, 2018

What’s the best way to reach Greater Noida from Gurgaon? Someone said fly to Lucknow and drive down.

— Satbir Singh (@thesatbir) February 7, 2018

So many advertising gurus are hating on the ad business, these days. I bet these guys practice haath (hand) yoga, where you repeatedly step on the hand that feeds you and still expect it to keep feeding you caviar and whatnot.

— Bobby Pawar (@FRIEDFOODBRAIN) February 5, 2018

Some poor fellow quits his job and updates his status in LinkedIn as 'Job Seeker'. LinkedIn immediately sends out a mail, "Congratulate X for his new position as Job Seeker'

— Suresh (@Raaga_Suresh) February 7, 2018

Dear Facebook, it has come to our attention that some of you are posting new jokes. Please remember that all jokes must be submitted to twitter at least 3 years in advance

— funflaps �� (@funflaps) February 3, 2018

There isn't anything nice about a holiday coming to an end. Except perhaps, the realization that your own bed at home with its very own pillow, is the best place on Earth.

— Sambit Mohanty (@thefullmohanty) February 6, 2018

19 years doesn't seem too long ago thanks to all the love and wishes you keep sending my way. The memories are refreshed every time you extend your wishes. Thank you for all the wonderful ways you enrich my life! pic.twitter.com/WHBbmag03V

— Anil Kumble (@anilkumble1074) February 7, 2018