T.O.M. tweets this week

Wedding Anniversary on 12. Valentine's Day on 14. First Date Anniversary on 18. Damn, I'm going broke! Does HDFC give a Love Loan?

— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) February 14, 2013

most entertainment is an escape from reality, sport is an escape into reality. may it long be that way.

— Harsha Bhogle (@bhogleharsha) February 15, 2013

Gradually brand's are moving from functional benefits to an emotional connect..and they are doing good..#Corona --> twitter.com/writetopiyush/…

— पीयूष (@writetopiyush) February 15, 2013

14,600 cr biscuits! 121 biscuits each for 1.2 bill Indians. Parle-G hits the billion dollar mark. Awesome. #ET

— Suprio Guha Thakurta (@eastbengal) February 13, 2013

All insurance ads have a line 'Insurance is the subject matter of solicitation'. Incomprehensible to humans. Then why have it?

— Anand Halve (@anandhalve) February 15, 2013

Just read about Pizza Hut launching a perfume with pizza fragrance. YUK.

— Diksha (@ChalHuttt) February 14, 2013

Kolkata airport = patna station + computers.

— Vir Das (@thevirdas) February 3, 2013

Why is LinkedIn excited about whose profile was viewed the most? More important, why are people tweeting and facebooking about it?

— Sachin Kalbag (@SachinKalbag) February 12, 2013

Rumi may have died in 1273, but every person who has stayed in a hostel has had a roomie.

— Karthik Srinivasan (@beastoftraal) February 14, 2013

Life is not like T20 or ODI. It's the most like Test. You have to work at it, last out the full period, and no one gives a shit about it.

— Kunal Rao (@kunalrao) February 14, 2013