T.O.M. Tweets

If you have food cravings, go brush your teeth. Food will not taste as good immediately after brushing.

— Madhu Menon (@madmanweb) June 5, 2015

Worst day to get punished.. pic.twitter.com/63WfoUs6X5

— Retarded Writer (@retardedwriter) June 3, 2015

THE YEAR 2018, 3 YEARS AFTER MAGGI BAN: Bachelors crawl the streets on their hands & knees, scavenging for food. They are shot out of mercy

— Rohan (@mojorojo) June 5, 2015

Smart way to implement ban on Uber in Delhi. Traffic Cops call Uber cab using APP, whn it comes, thy impound it. 158 caught in lst 24 hrs

— Anurag Dhanda (@anuragdhanda) June 3, 2015

The customer is not a king. The customer is a pest.

— Ajay Gahlaut (@meajay) June 3, 2015

Dravid might coach India U-19 and A team. Non glamorous, away from spotlight role for laying strong foundation for team. Perfect for Dravid.

— cricBC (@cricBC) June 2, 2015

Everyone on TL is tweeting about Mumbai, Delhi, Bangalore rains/heat etc. Seems Chennai and Kolkata people are discussing their woes in DM..

— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) June 5, 2015

[Year 2035] Mafia will threaten you to kill your mobile phone battery instead of your loved ones and you will fall for it.

— God Particle (@Gott_Partikel) June 4, 2015