Covfefe: (noun)
— Niall Paterson (@skynewsniall) May 31, 2017
The act of news editors prioritising late night misspelling over US withdrawal from international climate change agreements
Every street in Mumbai's been dug up for the Metro construction. I guess we'll have a unique rail system that will run through every road.
— Dhunji S. Wadia (@dhunji) May 27, 2017
Three years in a row, ladies have topped the IAS exam. Ira Singhal, Tina Dabi and now Nandini KR. #womenpower
— Derek O'Brien (@quizderek) June 1, 2017
Mourinho doesn't win PL for 7 months: FIRED
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 30, 2017
Ranieri doesn't win PL for 9 months: FIRED
Wenger doesn't win PL for 13yrs: NEW £20m CONTRACT
ICSE results online. These poor kids will never know what it was to jostle excitedly around a notice board craning to see their name & marks
— Ashok Lalla (@ashoklalla) May 29, 2017
The next you ask your friend, "You think there will be cops?"
— BengaluruCityPolice (@BlrCityPolice) June 1, 2017
Let this remind you of the existing cameras and the 1000 new ones. pic.twitter.com/OuI3aF8NOb
All traffic signs in Gurgaon should read "Ab toh Bhagwan maalik hai, all the best"
— Gaurav Kapur (@gauravkapur) May 26, 2017
Brilliant use of a billboard! #fitness #weightloss pic.twitter.com/Ge6TjxtFuP
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) May 31, 2017
We are playing with this team on 4th June. #INDvPAK #iccchampionstrophy2017 pic.twitter.com/1Mabp6cprR
— Farrago Abdullah (@abdullah_0mar) June 1, 2017