T.O.M. tweets this week

Spk @ womens day event.amazing hw women r ying&yang.d ability to use right & left brain makes them grt leaders.salute women,today & everyday

— rajesh jejurikar (@rajesh664) March 8, 2013

The bad part about Delhi is when you're very hungry at lunchtime, you can't hop into a cab and head for Baghdadi or Britannia. #OnlyInBombay

— Abhijit Majumder (@abhijitmajumder) March 8, 2013

You think someone's ordered 'statue' to the traffic at Khar Danda Road and run away?

— Satbir Singh (@thesatbir) March 8, 2013

hey drink you don't need an umbrella you're a drink

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 8, 2013

I like happy women. You like happy women. Who doesn't like happy women? That's why I'm so glad that now we have a 'Happy Women's' day.

— MrMrRajneesh (@MrMrRajneesh) March 8, 2013

My point on #Dhoni's love-hate relationship with the media perfectly shown in this Cricinfo graph#IndvAus #Cricket twitter.com/anjaliadoshi/s…

— Anjali Doshi (@anjaliadoshi) March 7, 2013

Rahul Gandhi doesn't want to marry or be PM. Obviously inspired by our last two PMs. Vajpayee: Never married. Manmohan Singh: Was never PM.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 6, 2013

Inbox 0. What a feeling!

— harshilkaria (@harshilkaria) March 4, 2013

People can be forgiven for thinking that Kenny G invented the elevator

— Kanishkaa B (@kanishkaab) March 8, 2013